….oh.
Okay. So my mom is my age and a stripper. :O
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS ALIVE ITS BEEN FIFTEEN YEARS DAD AND AND….Oh my god MY MOM’S ALIVE!!!! :D
*glomphugs Gwen*
It’s not like I knew.
(Source: justdontcallmedave)
The name's David. David Phillips. You won't call me Dave if you like having your feet planet firmly on the ground, thank you very much. I have the power to manipulate gravity -- trust me, it's a lot more exciting than it sounds.
I have a son, Sean, and I was married at one point, until a couple of 'superheroes' came along and killed her.
ooc: This is an OC account for a Sky High rp. • Ask me anything
Do NOT call me Dave.
I have a son, Sean, and I was married at one point, until a couple of 'superheroes' came along and killed her.
ooc: This is an OC account for a Sky High rp. • Ask me anything
Do NOT call me Dave.
SEAN, I SEE YOU MET YOUR MOTHER~
SEAN, I SEE YOU MET YOUR MOTHER~
I thought….
But Mom’s dead.
*looks between them* Are you—
*tries SO HARD to make sense of this*
Are you…Stepmother? Are you marrying her? She’s like MY age, Dad! and a stripper!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
No, she’s your actual mother. She’s Sue.
She wasn’t killed, as it turns out — just turned into a baby.
But… but….. Mom’s an undead stripper?
Was that all you really got from that?
She’s not undead, Sean.
SEAN, I SEE YOU MET YOUR MOTHER~
I thought….
But Mom’s dead.
*looks between them* Are you—
*tries SO HARD to make sense of this*
Are you…Stepmother? Are you marrying her? She’s like MY age, Dad! and a stripper!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
No, she’s your actual mother. She’s Sue.
She wasn’t killed, as it turns out — just turned into a baby.
(Source: justdontcallmedave)
I feel like I should say something.
But it’s not like he listens to me anyway.
You could always say something to Gwen…
… true.
I feel like I should say something.
But it’s not like he listens to me anyway.
